I slept relatively well last night: over eight hours.
However, I did take a sleeping pill when I woke up at 12:40 am, after which I
slept another 6 and a half hours. Shayna
was rather tired this morning; Matt’s snoring woke her up and she had a lot of
trouble falling back asleep.
After breakfast, we headed out to the Amsterdam Free Food
Tour. It’s not really free; you don’t
pay anything in advance, but the guides work for tips. Our guide, Marius, was a
lot of fun, and was very patient and helpful in answering all our questions. We started out with a chocolate shop where we
tried poffertjes, which are usually called dutch minipancakes, but sort
of resemble madeleines. They have a “pancakey”
taste. We also got to try some raw
chocolate beans, which are very, very bitter (I passed). Finally, we were offered some of their
homemade ice cream: mandarin orange and mango.
The orange had a delicate, floral taste, while the mango was refreshing.
Our next stop was a short distance away: a store
specializing in tradition and non-traditional Dutch cheese. After seeing the
process by which gouda is made we were offered a variety of samples, including
young gouda (very tasty), very aged gouda (dry, crumbly, and more intense), and
numerous flavored goudas, including chili pepper (sort of a pepper jack taste),
fenugreek (nutty), lavender (the only blue – colored – cheese I’ve ever liked),
and the guide’s favorite: asparagus. It
did have an asparagus smell and grassy taste, but I think I liked the plain
gouda best.
We visited a very old gin distillery, but didn’t get any
samples. Afterwards, we walked to a
seventeenth-century Catholic church, which was hidden in an attic. The Dutch
Republic was one of the first governments to grant freedom of conscience, but
that did not include the right to public worship. Catholics were not arrested, but if they
wished to pray, they could only meet in private.
Since we had one ten-year old and one infant, he couldn’t
bring us into the Bulldog, the oldest pot coffee shop in Amsterdam, but we learned
about its history. I couldn’t help but
notice how many locations they had on this block, so I asked him if they owned
the whole street. “They might,” he
replied; “it certainly seems like it.” Pot
is a $1 billion+ a year business in Amsterdam, and the Bulldog has made a
significant portion of it. “I once saw a
man with dreadlocks,” he told me, “walking a dog on a golden chain.” “Was he the owner of the coffee shop?” I asked. “I think so,” he answered.
At a store specializing in pot products, we learned which
ones work (the brownies), and which ones are just for show (the lollypops).
After that was one of the highlights of the tour: the young herring. In other parts of the Netherlands, they eat
it whole, but in Amsterdam, they cut it up and serve with pickles and chopped
onions. At first Shayna wasn’t interested, but she was convinced after I told
her that it was really Dutch sushi.
I asked the guide where we could get nordzeetong (aka
Dover sole). He pointed at the rather
art nouveau restaurant behind the herring stand: the Seafood Bar. I had seen it recommended online. I checked and they did have sole. We also stopped for stroopwaffel, while
learning about their history. Oddly
enough, the ten-year old was the only one who refused to try any.
After passing by one of the most popular chips stands in
Amsterdam (all of which is topped with mayonnaise sauce <>),
we ended our two-plus hours’ tour at a pool hall where the served “bitterballen.”
These are balls of dough that have beef and beef broth mixed with flour, coated
with breadcrumbs and fried. They were
tasty, but I found the soggy interior off putting. After tipping the guide, we hurried back to
the hotel to meet dad.
We decided to get our lunch by the museum, so we took the
tram and again got off at the Concert-Gebouw.
“Why don’t we try the museum café?” I suggested. We did.
Dad again skipped having anything solid, preferring to have a large
orange juice and water. Matt and I both
ordered the smoked salmon sandwich, while Shayna had the goat cheese salad with
quinoa, walnuts, beets, and watercress.
Yesterday afternoon was cool and breezy; today was warm and
sunny. We started our tour of the
Rijksmuseum on the second floor with the Dutch masters wing, culminating in
Rembrandt’s The Nightwatch. While
everyone enjoyed the paintings, dad was a little disappointed not to see
Rembrandt’s Anatomy Lesson, but that turns out to be in a museum in The
Hague. It was pretty clear to me that I
had a lot more energy than anyone else in our group for touring the
museum.
Going through the first floor of the museum, my dad pointed
out various objects that he really liked, such as some elaborate porcelain and
glassware. Shayna was very excited
to find the print by Toulouse-Lautrec that she absolutely loves. The last room is dedicated to an enormous
painting of the Battle of Waterloo.
Shayna announced that she hates Napoleon as he was setting up
dictatorships. “But why root for the
tsar and for the Prussians?” I asked her.
After all, Napoleon liberated the Jews of Europe from ghettoes and
spread the values of the Enlightenment and the French Revolution.
It was now 4:30 pm and we’d been in the museum for 1.5
hours. We still hadn’t seen the post-post-impressionist
wing on the 3rd floor, and Shayna, despite being more than a little
tired wanted to see their Mondrian. At that
point they announced over the loudspeakers that the museum would be closing in
half an hour. Shayna and I ran up four
flights of stairs to see their one Mondrian.
I really enjoyed some of the expressionist works they had up there, as
well as, for some reason, an airplane. After
about 15 minutes we went back downstairs to meet Matt and dad, and I picked up
my bag while they visited the gift shop. There, I found some napkins in a Delft
pattern my mom requested.
Dad was tired, so we took him back to the hotel after which
Matt and Shayna and I returned to the museum area to rent pedal boats. This was probably not the best travel
decision I’ve ever made. I had thought
that there would be pedals for all of us, but it turns out only for the two in
front. Furthermore, because it was late
in the day (5:40 pm), most of the boats were blocked by other now idle boats,
so the only one we could take out turned out to have some water on the floor
(about 1-2”). I got in first, followed
by Shayna, and then Matt, who sat in the back.
The rudder was a bar in the middle.
We started pedaling while I also tried to steer. I didn’t want to get my feet wet, and I
thought my nephew could use the exercise, so I suggested he and I trade
places. Matt and Shayna would peddle
while I would steer.
The first problem was that in order to steer, the boat
needed to be going faster than the current.
If they paused pedaling, the boat would drift into the main traffic
lanes or into moored boats. At the same time, pedaling was pretty strenuous
activity, and I could hear Matt and Shayna huffing and puffing. Even when the boat was moving, though, the
rudder was very sluggish and non-responsive.
This is what it sounded like in the boat.
“I need you to pedal.”
“I NEED you to pedal faster.”
“Pedal faster!”
“MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!”
“Uncle Jeff, we’re going to hit the wall! Steer left”
“I’M TRYING! But unless we’re moving the rudder won’t work.”
“BACK PEDAL!! BACK PEDAL!! BACK PEDAL!”
<> as we bump into the canal wall.
Did I mention that people in other boats watching us were
laughing and filming?
After about ten minutes, I decided we better turn around and
head back to the dock. The final problem
was mooring the boat as there was now only one narrow space between the dock
and a larger boat and I was worried about hitting boats trying to back it in. Finally, a worker bee came out and told us we
should back in. I refused. Eventually, we went in nose first and he tied us up.
How to get out? He suggested we make our
way across the wet, sloping front of the boat, but that didn’t seem like a good
idea. I said “why can’t we just step
over into the next boat.” “Ok” he answered.
In less than 30 seconds we were back on dry land.
I was afraid they might hold our deposit after that, but
they did return it. We then went back to
the hotel.
At the front desk, I asked the clerk if he would make
reservations for us for dinner, but it turns out that they only reserve half
their tables. They suggested walking
over there and trying in person. On the
way, I had a “hit and walk” incident.
Trying to avoid a pedestrian, I bumped into a parked bike. Five seconds later I heard a crash. I turned around and saw that the bike I
bumped and fallen over and taken a second bike with it. I looked up and a group of twenty tourists
were pointing at me and laughing. I
sheepishly walked away.
After all that it turned out that they don’t take walk up
reservations and suggested that if I came back at 7:30 pm with everyone, we
might have to wait. I scampered back to
the hotel (via a different route) and woke everyone up to come to dinner.
Matt was delighted with the way the white walls and the fish
smells reminded him of the restaurant run by the family in Granada with whom he
stayed. They had a very nice display of
fish and shellfish, and dad was suitably impressed. He started with the lobster bisque, which was
very nice and rich. He and I both
ordered the dover sole, while Matt and Shayna both had the fritto misto,
a selection of fried squid, shrimp, and salmon.
Our sole came sautéed but whole, with bones in place. This led to a very quiet meal. Dad enjoyed the sole, but would have
preferred fillets.
Since the meal was relatively light, we headed over for
pancakes by the flowermarket. Most of
the shops had closed for the “night” (it is only now, at 10:55 pm, getting
dark), but the Old Dutch Pancake House was still open. For some reason, it’s
decorated with murals of Venice. Dad got a slice of apple pie, Matt and I each
ordered the poffertjes with Nutella sauce, while Shayna had the sugar
pancake. We then watched part of the
Iran-Portugal match, and saw Portugal make the first goal of the game. Dad then argued with Matt and Shayna about
who just had to pay a multi-million dollar fine for tax evasion. Dad said it was Renaldo, while Matt and
Shayna insisted on Messi. I just looked
it up: dad was right.
When Shayna went souvenir shopping, I headed up to the train
station to pick up our tickets for tomorrow.
Unfortunately, the international desk closed at 9 pm, just 20 minutes
earlier. I’ll have to get up a little
early tomorrow to buy them before breakfast.